My daughter Jennie painted this for me for my birthday.
The teacher asked her class: "What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said:
"Sex is a *temptation*,
caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy stick his *location*
into a girl's *destination*
to increase the *population*
of the next *generation*.
Did you get my *explanation*?
Or do you need a *demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.